What was the first excuse?

My dog ate my homework.

What was the second excuse?

My dog vomited my homework.

What was the third excuse?

My brother lost it.

What was the fourth excuse?

My backpack disappeared.

What was the fifth excuse?

My neighbor died.

What was the sixth excuse?

It was against my religion.

What was the seventh excuse?

My car exploded.

What was the eigth excuse?

I had the flu and I went to the doctors.