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What was the first excuse?
My dog ate my homework.
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What was the second excuse?
My dog vomited my homework.
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What was the third excuse?
My brother lost it.
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What was the fourth excuse?
My backpack disappeared.
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What was the fifth excuse?
My neighbor died.
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What was the sixth excuse?
It was against my religion.
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What was the seventh excuse?
My car exploded.
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What was the eigth excuse?
I had the flu and I went to the doctors.